dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

wesleycrush:

MY ANACONDA-

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notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

dumbkili:

megamaximumpower:

dumbkili:

"you need to make this appointment yourself"

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I have no words.

really cuz it seems to me like u have at least 4

folieadontleaveryan:

map-of-problematique:

shawnsmirk:

I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE

I WANT A NOSE RING

I WANT A TATTOO

I WANT TO DO THINGS

WITH MY OWN BODY

BUT I CANT

BECAUSE OF SCHOOL

AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM

MOSTLY BECAUSE MY MOM

thehomosexuals:

DO YOU SEE THIS. DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT. THREE DOLLARS. THREE DOLLARS FOR A GODDAMN FULLSIZE WEBKIN. WHEN I WAS A KID YOU COULDNT EVEN BUY A WEBKIN’S LEGS FOR THREE DOLLARS BUT NOW THEYRE JUST SELLING OFF THE FULLSIZE GODDAMN WEBKINZ IN MARSHALLS FOR THREE WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS. WHAT THE FUCK

thehomosexuals:

DO YOU SEE THIS. DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT. THREE DOLLARS. THREE DOLLARS FOR A GODDAMN FULLSIZE WEBKIN. WHEN I WAS A KID YOU COULDNT EVEN BUY A WEBKIN’S LEGS FOR THREE DOLLARS BUT NOW THEYRE JUST SELLING OFF THE FULLSIZE GODDAMN WEBKINZ IN MARSHALLS FOR THREE WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS. WHAT THE FUCK

clacl:

i bet he sells … quack

arconos:

milkattack:

when u think yr drawing looks great but then u flip the canvas

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps